Sunday, November 27, 2005
the day.
has come.
for me.
to announce.
my posting...
and i got into.........
drumroll please!
*drumroll*
...
...
...
...
3F!!!
woo hoo! my first choice actually.
yeah whatever, its not double science or whatever big-shot-science-stream-snot-nosed-wankers-work-their-asses-off-for.
its combined science.
and i dont have a problem with it.
plus i'm the one taking the bloody stream.
so if you have a BIG FAT PROBLEM with it, might i suggest you go make a coffin out of the numerous assessment books you kiasu prats bought for yourself and bury yourself six feet under in it.
HA!
i can already just imagine some of those little pricks faces when i tell them i got into a combined science stream.
snot-nosed brat: *snorts* you got into what class?
jac: 3F. my first choice.
snot-nosed brat: *incredulous face* isnt...isnt...isnt...ISNT that combined science?!
jac: yeah, so? at least i got into a literature class with A maths.
snot-nosed brat: *snorts* well, yeah, tack-nee-curlly, but its combined science... *eyes bulge*
jac: so? then you got into what class?
snot-nosed brat: 3A. treeper science. *beams brightly*
jac: er well, good for you.
snot-nosed brat: well, my mummy makes me do a maths ass-sessment payper every night after my daylee carp of mierk.
jac: cool. i gotta go scrub my grandmothers back now. see ya. *hasty escape*
snot-nosed brat: har har! *snorts* kayy. yeeah. i'll bee seeing yooo from the weendow of 3A.
chee.................ken mcnugget.
*forced grin*
its gets better with the nice old aunties who sport blue rinse hairdos.
aunty: you going ward science streem arh?
jac: combined. physics and chemistry.
aunty: shure anort? my boy boy *points to snot-nosed brat* heeere gort into treeper lerh.
jac: oh, i'm not too interested in science anyway.
aunty: how cann that beee?! you are rooning your fewture!
and blah blah blah.
for bloody sake, i'm not "rooning" my future!
for your information, *pokes snot-nosed brat in chest repeatedly*
(cannot poke aunty that area, after that wait kena trouble)
i'm NOT ruining my future, ok?
i've even gotten it all planned and mapped out.
my ambition.
my course.
the path.
so, stop making bloody assumptions and speak better "engrish".
thank you, i shall now stop jabbing my finger in your lungs in an attempt to puncture them.
no, i'm not putting down all those who are actually able to make it to the top three classes by a sudden unexpected twist of luck.
haha!
joking.
friends like vanessa, wang min, fionn, wei rong, amirul, jun liang and rui wen.
oh yeah, plus mel, eugene and elizabeth too.
double science and two triple sciences respectively.
(that was just a disclaimer, i shall now continue in my rampage to mock all snot-nosed brats out there)
anyway.
of course.
this posting event also showed me that good DOES triumph over evil.
(damn george lucas! anakin should not have gone over to the dark side.)
such as the evil queen of 2F has somehow gotten into a class worse than me.
wahahaha!
and she is put side by side with people like jia hui and nigel.
hoo yeah!
good does triumph in the end.
take that you evil two-faced hypocrite of a bitch!
(shes another brat who has the amazing ability to make lemonade after every pe lesson. they just milk it from her hair.)
with a cosy class of 22 people(currently) ,
(fast fact: 5 boys, 17 girls!)
what more could i ask from the spendthrift behind the name plate "principal"?
(get this, two huge screen plasma tvs boosted by the existence of shiok speakers, IN THE CANTEEN. FOR CRAPS SAKE, WHOS GONNA USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL IN THE CANTEEN?!)
anyway.
oh yes, puja as 3F's lit teacher.
please oh please oh please?
i'm holding your darling plasma tvs at hostage...
(hoo boy, i hope the police doesnt read this. haha!)
oh yeah, 3F's combination.
-english
-A maths
-E maths
-chinese
-combined science (phy and chem)
-combined humanities (geog)
-literature
i like the part when it read "literature".
haha.
anyway.
its my prerogative whether i'm in combined science or not.
(dont you just love the word-prerogative? come on! say it with me, pre-ro-ga-tive.)
ok back.
yeah, *points index finger*...
erm...
where was i?
...
oh yeah! *renewed vigour*
its MY prerogative whether i'm in a big-shot-know-it-all stream or not.
and its not any of you little snot-nosed brats beeswax.
and to al the hideous aunties out there, i'm not "rooning" my future and dye your hair black again for goodness sake!
has come.
for me.
to announce.
my posting...
and i got into.........
drumroll please!
*drumroll*
...
...
...
...
3F!!!
woo hoo! my first choice actually.
yeah whatever, its not double science or whatever big-shot-science-stream-snot-nosed-wankers-work-their-asses-off-for.
its combined science.
and i dont have a problem with it.
plus i'm the one taking the bloody stream.
so if you have a BIG FAT PROBLEM with it, might i suggest you go make a coffin out of the numerous assessment books you kiasu prats bought for yourself and bury yourself six feet under in it.
HA!
i can already just imagine some of those little pricks faces when i tell them i got into a combined science stream.
snot-nosed brat: *snorts* you got into what class?
jac: 3F. my first choice.
snot-nosed brat: *incredulous face* isnt...isnt...isnt...ISNT that combined science?!
jac: yeah, so? at least i got into a literature class with A maths.
snot-nosed brat: *snorts* well, yeah, tack-nee-curlly, but its combined science... *eyes bulge*
jac: so? then you got into what class?
snot-nosed brat: 3A. treeper science. *beams brightly*
jac: er well, good for you.
snot-nosed brat: well, my mummy makes me do a maths ass-sessment payper every night after my daylee carp of mierk.
jac: cool. i gotta go scrub my grandmothers back now. see ya. *hasty escape*
snot-nosed brat: har har! *snorts* kayy. yeeah. i'll bee seeing yooo from the weendow of 3A.
chee.................ken mcnugget.
*forced grin*
its gets better with the nice old aunties who sport blue rinse hairdos.
aunty: you going ward science streem arh?
jac: combined. physics and chemistry.
aunty: shure anort? my boy boy *points to snot-nosed brat* heeere gort into treeper lerh.
jac: oh, i'm not too interested in science anyway.
aunty: how cann that beee?! you are rooning your fewture!
and blah blah blah.
for bloody sake, i'm not "rooning" my future!
for your information, *pokes snot-nosed brat in chest repeatedly*
(cannot poke aunty that area, after that wait kena trouble)
i'm NOT ruining my future, ok?
i've even gotten it all planned and mapped out.
my ambition.
my course.
the path.
so, stop making bloody assumptions and speak better "engrish".
thank you, i shall now stop jabbing my finger in your lungs in an attempt to puncture them.
no, i'm not putting down all those who are actually able to make it to the top three classes by a sudden unexpected twist of luck.
haha!
joking.
friends like vanessa, wang min, fionn, wei rong, amirul, jun liang and rui wen.
oh yeah, plus mel, eugene and elizabeth too.
double science and two triple sciences respectively.
(that was just a disclaimer, i shall now continue in my rampage to mock all snot-nosed brats out there)
anyway.
of course.
this posting event also showed me that good DOES triumph over evil.
(damn george lucas! anakin should not have gone over to the dark side.)
such as the evil queen of 2F has somehow gotten into a class worse than me.
wahahaha!
and she is put side by side with people like jia hui and nigel.
hoo yeah!
good does triumph in the end.
take that you evil two-faced hypocrite of a bitch!
(shes another brat who has the amazing ability to make lemonade after every pe lesson. they just milk it from her hair.)
with a cosy class of 22 people(currently) ,
(fast fact: 5 boys, 17 girls!)
what more could i ask from the spendthrift behind the name plate "principal"?
(get this, two huge screen plasma tvs boosted by the existence of shiok speakers, IN THE CANTEEN. FOR CRAPS SAKE, WHOS GONNA USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL IN THE CANTEEN?!)
anyway.
oh yes, puja as 3F's lit teacher.
please oh please oh please?
i'm holding your darling plasma tvs at hostage...
(hoo boy, i hope the police doesnt read this. haha!)
oh yeah, 3F's combination.
-english
-A maths
-E maths
-chinese
-combined science (phy and chem)
-combined humanities (geog)
-literature
i like the part when it read "literature".
haha.
anyway.
its my prerogative whether i'm in combined science or not.
(dont you just love the word-prerogative? come on! say it with me, pre-ro-ga-tive.)
ok back.
yeah, *points index finger*...
erm...
where was i?
...
oh yeah! *renewed vigour*
its MY prerogative whether i'm in a big-shot-know-it-all stream or not.
and its not any of you little snot-nosed brats beeswax.
and to al the hideous aunties out there, i'm not "rooning" my future and dye your hair black again for goodness sake!